Carolyn Hax: Expectant parent doesn’t love in-laws’ nagging

Any tips on how to keep my cool at an emotional and difficult time?
Anonymous: A bunch of strategies might work: looking for the good; preparing some ways beforehand to escape and regroup (even just by closing your bedroom door or having reading material handy); role-playing situations with your husband beforehand; setting up deliveries to avoid shopping friction; sending them on long errands; and opting out of little battles, such as a bowl of … oh.
You can get days of mileage out of not hoping for anything from them besides being who they are.
But I would seriously, seriously rethink this arrangement. (The duration, if nothing else.) They can’t be the only dog care around. And this is your first few weeks with your child; a doula sounds much less intrusive.
· I also have “helpful,” smothery in-laws. They showed up to help after my C-section, then found more and more reasons to extend their stay. They would swoop in when I reached for my baby, argue with me about parenting choices, and on and on. My husband nodded along, overwhelmed. I didn’t get to bond with my newborn. It finally took me having a screaming, sobbing breakdown to dislodge them, and I seethed with resentment against them and my husband for a good while.
Do NOT let them horn in on such an important time. In-laws might be free, but you’ll pay in other ways.
· I’ve had three C-sections and was up walking a few hours after. Just to the bathroom, mind you, not a marathon. But if you’re worried you’ll be flat on your back, then maybe you’ll need less help than you think?
Dear Carolyn: My mild-mannered parents don’t swear. My boyfriend swears very frequently and works in an industry where that’s normal. I am fine with that. But at a family event, I heard him use the f-word multiple times in front of my mom, grandma and 7-year-old niece. I eventually said, “Hey, language!” gesturing toward my niece, and he looked offended. On the way home, he got very upset and accused me of asking him to “change who I am to please your family.” Am I being the jerk here?
Goody Two-Shoes: Someone who profanity-bombs a 7-year-old and who gets “very upset” at being asked not to is not a keeper.
That is, unless you like that in a guy.
And for the record, the upset is worse than the bombs.
On party corrections generally: I’m no fan of coaching people (unasked!) on how to behave, but a quick heads-up can be a kindness. “Language.” [Nodding at 7-year-old.] “Swearing bothers my parents.” “My new boyfriend was raised by a pack of wild stevedores.” Stuff like that. Good luck.